I decided to tweet about the action at this year’s Golden Globes, safe from the rain, sitting on my couch and eating ice cream. That’s the best way to be snarky, by the way - alone and stuffing your face. Here’s a few highlights that were retweeted a fair amount by people. Should you care to add it, my personal twitter is @haydenblack :)
There goes Mariah Carey’s breasts… and hold on… any minute now… ah here she is. It’s Mariah Carey.
Best outfits on the rainy red carpet tonight? The ones that suddenly became see-through
Because of rain, James Cameron sending out an avatar version of himself to tonight’s award show
Hugh Laurie’s American accent so much better than his pretending to enjoy Ricky Gervaise ribbing of him.
Mo’nique thanks God for her Golden Globe. So THAT’S what He was doing when Haiti fell apart the other day.
Cher and Christine Aguilera present award together. It’s like Before/After for Gay Drag Queen Icons.
Glee wins Best TV series. Accepting the award for them, Journey.
James Cameron gives love to both his ex-wife and his wife. Talk about being between The Terminator and The Abyss.
The look on Meryl Streep’s face when she lost to Meryl Streep was priceless.
Sophia Lauren takes to stage looking utterly stunning. All that baby’s blood is REALLY paying off.
Chloe Sevigny’s dress ripped by her escort. On bright side, it didn’t make it look any worse.
I feel for Haitians put out by their earthquake but am starting a fund for all the actors who braved the rain tonight.
Halle Berry - thanks for the mammaries.
